Never Put Anything in Your Ear Except Your Elbow

April 25, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley These days a person has to be careful. There are some folks out there who are looking to retire quickly with a personal injury lawsuit. When the Unilever Corporation (manufacturer of Q-tip […]


What Do You Worship?

April 18, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley I saw the Grateful Dead at Pine Knob in Detroit Michigan in 1988. We had floor seats, and I stood on my chair and danced through both sets, as did the thousands of […]


The Two Church Services You Should Never Miss

April 11, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley When I was a teenager I was at a friend’s home and they had a calendar from the church that they attended. It had a wide variety of special festivals and church […]


What Are You Savoring?

April 4, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley When you savor something, you love it. It is special to you. You want to make it last. For me, one thing I savor is walrus soup. Walruses don’t swim upriver, so […]


Wake Up and Smell the Ammonia

March 28, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley Even as my dad was telling it to me, I made up my mind that I would do it. He warned me sternly of the consequences of disobedience, but something welled up […]


Pukuked By God

March 21, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley Where I grew up we never saw meat on the bone except for ribs. By the time it hit the grocery store shelf the bones were gone to the Jello factory. It […]


Do You Think I Wish I Had Killed Myself?

March 14, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley It would seem like with the days getting longer again and summer coming, everyone would be much happier. And yet spring after spring for the 28 years I have lived in Alaska […]


Steam Bath File #229: The Hottest Spot in the Qasgiq

March 7, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley When I have guests over to my qasgiq sometimes there is discussion about the heat distribution. Often times they’ll look at me and say, “How come you let me sit in the […]


There’s Not Enough Violence on Television

February 28, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley Warning: The following article contains graphic depictions of violence that may not be suitable for those wishing to remain discouraged. And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom […]


Make Sure You Get It In Writing

February 24, 2017 0

by Tad Lindley Did you ever play that game telephone when you were a kid? One kid would start by whispering something in the next kid’s ear. It would start out as something like, “Which […]